The absurd delay wasn't all bad, though, as I sat next to a self-made conspiracy theorist whom I will, time permitting, tell you about later.
It's nice to be at Jillian and Doug's when they're actually here. Or were, until a little while ago.
Remember, any of you readers who live in the Bay Area and aren't planning to dip apples in honey, that an assortment of contributors to the second Bad Subjects anthology will be performing tonight at North Beach's illustrious City Lights Books, start time 7:00pm. Look for the beatitific expression on my face.