"Easier than Paris Hilton after a dozen Bacardi shooters. . ."
Do you know Mark Morford? He's not famous yet, but he should be. His columns for the San Francisco Chronicle's internet site, the delightfully 1996-looking SFGate, have been one of the brightest spots in the post-election darkness to which all people who aren't idiots, assholes, or brain-washed robots have been thrust. You can sign up to get notified by them by e-mail, as I so happily was this morning. Today's isn't his best, but it's still pretty darn good</em>. The subject? SUVs. My subject header? A line from Morford's column. Take a look at his archives too. The quotes from fans and foes are a riot.