Last night, as I was cleaning the cat boxes, I used the retractable box-cutter to open a new bag of litter. "Hey," I thought to myself, "this is the blade I finally figured out how to install in the casing."
That moment of pride quickly evaporated, though, when I realized that, not only had I managed this task after hours of confusion, but that its successful execution ranked in the Top-10 of my own personal Mechanical Achievement Awards. In other words, I'm better off sticking to words.
