I thought blogging was the height of narcissism, but this "friend test" phenomenon surpasses it.
That's why it's important to intervene in the process. Chris's solution was to ask questions that are almost impossible to answer, thereby exposing the dark workings of this you-can't-possibly-know-the-real-me deal.
Or was he just having fun?
After tying for highest score on his test -- quoting myself quoting Chris, "Go me!" -- I decided to construct my own, which is both easier to pass and more personally incriminating.
Welcome to my underground lair. . .