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Hmmmmmm. . .
I just received this "spam" message, with the subject "Happy Birthday from Duke's!":
Happy Birthday Charlotte!!!

As a member in good standing in Duke's Email Club and having a birthday on 5/20/1937, you are entitled to a FREE dinner entree, good for one single entree item up to $21.95, as my birthday present to you. Please print this letter, sign it at the bottom to validate and bring it to Duke's for your birthday celebration!

Your free dinner is good on any Tuesday of the month through June 3, 2005. And for parties of 6 or more, a FREE dessert of your choice for everyone. Thanks for being a member -- I appreciate your business. Remember, you can never spend enough time at Duke's Chowder House. Please make reservations.

See you soon!
Am I right to perceive a little divine intervention here?

Muse: Kassie Jones (Two Parts) - Furry Lewis - Anthology of American Folk Music Volume 1: Ballads

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From: songsiheard Date: May 6th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Happy Bday dude. I wish I could be getting one of those Duke's Chowder House free desserts.
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