Steven has been reflecting on the results of his comrade probing.

Laura has a test now too, a difficult one. Her son Elliot as well. And his is hardest of all. Must run in the family. We who are less perverse salute you!

And Skylar, to top everything off, has composed a sincere quiz of her own, with the fashionable shades-of-gray grading system.

Will it never end?

Mode: flailing
Muse: The Coup's live performance in Eugene in the other room