Music:Bean narrating her Lego Star Wars narrative with Kim
ALERT: Important Legislation
One of the less publicized initiatives being put forth right now by the forces of darkness is a bill that would require all American films with a budget of over five million dollars to cast Morgan Freeman as a wise, thoughtful, world-weary, yet impish supporting character. Please write your Congresswomen and Congressmen to protest this outrageous legislation. Only our solidarity can prevent a world in which all five nominees for Best Supporting Actor are, you guessed it, Morgan Freeman.