Charlie Bertsch (cbertsch) wrote,
Charlie Bertsch
cbertsch

Throw Another Barbie on the _______

Skylar got to pick out a $5 Barbie for being good. There weren't that many options, but she seems more than satisfied with her Cali Girl. "What does SPF mean, dad?" She likes that sort of concept. So far we've considered possible SPFs from zero to a million. This is the second time in a row that I've had the pleasure of freeing the maiden from her imprisoning package. Kim had no sympathy. "Do you know how many Barbies I've opened?" Maybe it should be an Olympic sport. Maybe there should be sexual fetish magazines purely for people who get off on Barbie bindings. Maybe there are.
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