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At Long Last: Another Spam Poem
It has been quite awhile since I received one of the classic "found" poems that were once appended to spam e-mails on a regular basis. Tonight, though, I was blessed:
bestubble vault fishmonger grandniece barony stoichiometry kestrel bad collector sorrow chrysanthemum raj invertible rule antique choke doctoral carolingian burgeon clotheshorse decrease aroma pea mongoose paulson octavia rowe ahoy tootle condemn harmonious toot bivariate boundary orographic laterite evansville accommodate mimicking dally boyhood brittany inconstant tibetan
As usual, I trawled for good names. How about "Chrysanthemum Raj"? Or "Mongoose Paulson?" Then good band names. How about "Harmonious Toot"? Or "Fishmonger Grandniece?" Then any combination pleasing to my fancy, like "choke doctoral Carolingian" or "Brittany inconstant Tibetan".

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art_thirst From: art_thirst Date: January 31st, 2006 01:39 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
You are too much. I still get that same crap although, I do sort of like the poetics of it myself. :-)
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: January 31st, 2006 01:49 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Random word juxtapositions excite me a lot more than Viagra ever could!
From: ex_benlinus Date: January 31st, 2006 02:06 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
"Everybody do the Chrysanthemum Raaaaaaj"

cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: January 31st, 2006 02:38 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Oh, yes. Most definitely!
frostedfuckhead From: frostedfuckhead Date: January 31st, 2006 07:26 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

hah

i've been thinking up band names lately. i wanna start a punk rock band this summer..

'the anal logs' is a fan favorite so far (analog)
'the metawhores' might be a bit nerdy, but i like it.

'the alley gores' would only be appropriate if i happened to be starting a gory death metal band. i envisioned burning effigies of 'Everyman' on stage... spurting blood etc..
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: January 31st, 2006 10:58 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Re: hah

I'm teaching The Crying of Lot 49 this week, so those names seem perfect for my mood.

I'm so glad to have regular LJ friends in China -- you -- and the UK -- elaine4queen -- because I often have comments waiting when I wake up in the morning.
From: e4q Date: January 31st, 2006 07:49 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
you coulda sold that little lot to david bowie at one point, i reckon
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: January 31st, 2006 10:56 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Very apt!
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