Thanks to the wonders of the internet, I realized a few years ago that my quest had been doomed from the start: no such CD existed.
I have cashed in all my coolness chips, not mention my music budget for the month, to bring home the 4 CD box set of Cure B-sides and rarities. . . on the day of its release.
I'll console myself with something cpratt's younger brother Tim -- the guy who took me to Gilman Street before punk broke -- said to me back in the early 90s when I admitted to still being a huge Cure fan.
"That's cool, dude. You're faithful."