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In Which He Confesses His Sinful Ways - De File
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cbertsch
cbertsch
In Which He Confesses His Sinful Ways
Apologizing in advance to any vegetarian, Jewish, or Muslim readers out there, I still feel compelled to declare that bacon -- specifically the Niman Ranch sort that TJ's sells -- and orange juice are perfect for each other. I still haven't come down to earth from my breakfast high. Mmmmmmm.

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mhkrabat From: mhkrabat Date: April 9th, 2006 05:20 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I'm 1/4 Jew and I lurve me some bacon!
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: April 9th, 2006 11:10 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
My ex was really into her Jewishness when we were a couple. And she declared herself to be a vegetarian periodically. But then I'd see her frying up a pan of bacon every now and then. Rule-breaking has its allure.
mhkrabat From: mhkrabat Date: April 9th, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Rule-breaking has its allure

So true. Want me to do something? Tell me it's forbidden!
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: April 9th, 2006 10:09 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
No bacon for you!
danthered From: danthered Date: April 9th, 2006 11:33 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Remember, anything's kosher if eaten in a Chinese restaurant—a grand loophole!
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: April 9th, 2006 11:57 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Indeed. "No MSG."
frostedfuckhead From: frostedfuckhead Date: April 9th, 2006 11:37 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
speaking of chinese restaurants -- i ate donkey tonight.

cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: April 9th, 2006 12:00 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
You rock so hard. You're going to come back from China with the ability to live off the dried food caked on the inside of aluminum cans.
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