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The Banality of Whatever You Want to Call It - De File
Does Collecting Make You Feel Dirty?
cbertsch
cbertsch
The Banality of Whatever You Want to Call It
Driving "New Silver" back from downtown a few minutes ago, I passed a church on the north side of Magee with the following well-lit sign:
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
But what would he put inside that refrigerator?

I imagine that the retroactive stress of the creation would lead him to keep it well-stocked with low-carb alcoholic beverages.

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tommix From: tommix Date: February 7th, 2004 02:11 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Stressed out, but still carb-conscious -- sounds like my kind of God!
--sc
cpratt From: cpratt Date: February 7th, 2004 03:39 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Nah, God'd drink good old American beer. I imagine it's a beer fridge.
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