Driving "New Silver" back from downtown a few minutes ago, I passed a church on the north side of Magee with the following well-lit sign:

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

But what would he put inside that refrigerator?

I imagine that the retroactive stress of the creation would lead him to keep it well-stocked with low-carb alcoholic beverages.

Tags: humor, religion
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