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Slogan of the Day - De File
Does Collecting Make You Feel Dirty?
cbertsch
cbertsch
Slogan of the Day
After reading the candidate's statements for the upcoming Arizona primary, I came up with the perfect slogan for the state's rank-and-file Republicans:

Protecting the Unborn and the Born Again

As for the merely "born," well, they should just be grateful that they didn't stay unborn thanks to the hard work of Americans who cherish all human life, unless it happens to have been trapped in the body of an illegal immigrant, family values-compromising homosexual, would-be Islamic terrorist, or baby-killing physician.

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amackey84 From: amackey84 Date: July 25th, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
And to think that they probably pray that their son will grow up to be a heterosexual doctor ...
xxxpunkxgrrlxxx From: xxxpunkxgrrlxxx Date: July 26th, 2006 01:10 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
that reminds me of a george carlin bit, where he says that they care about you until you're born, and then fuck you, that thereafter, you have to fend for yourself.
From: ex_benlinus Date: July 26th, 2006 02:12 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Bravo.
I'm starting to get pissed like I was back in 2004. Must be election time.
jakemacalister From: jakemacalister Date: July 26th, 2006 09:46 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Okay, with KDD's permission, I heart cbertsch. Amen, brother.
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