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Suck on This
Sometimes headlines and digests just aren't enough:
Kunk recalled that Green once said, "All Iraqis are bad people." "I told him that that wasn't true, and that 90 to 95 percent of the Iraqi people are good people and they want the same thing that we have in the United States," Kunk said.

Defense Attorney Capt. James Culp, who sucked on lollipops during his cross-examination, questioned Kunk about whether the unremitting violence of the area patrolled by the soldiers caused combat stress. Kunk said most of the nearly 1,000 soldiers in the battalion were able to deal with the deaths of their fellow soldiers.
Maybe I should integrate blow-pops into my pedagogy.

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xxxpunkxgrrlxxx From: xxxpunkxgrrlxxx Date: August 7th, 2006 11:18 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
who does he think he is, kojak?
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 7th, 2006 11:30 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Apparently!
hollsterhambone From: hollsterhambone Date: August 7th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Huh. Maybe Culp is trying to quit smoking?

Nah.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 7th, 2006 05:19 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Well, if he were sucking on penises I could understand it. But lollipops? A sugar rush like that can't be good for the legal mind.
hollsterhambone From: hollsterhambone Date: August 7th, 2006 07:10 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Yes, penises, like a bride at a bad bachelorette party.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 7th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I won the blind cucumber condom dressing contest at Kim's shower!
hollsterhambone From: hollsterhambone Date: August 7th, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Hee hee! That made me laugh out loud. That should be on your C.V.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 7th, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I know! And all the grrrls were like, "There's no way a man can win this contest." The trick is to blow air into the tip.
hollsterhambone From: hollsterhambone Date: August 7th, 2006 09:25 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I always thought that you weren't supposed to blow air into condoms because then there would be no "reservoir." Who knew what you shouldn't do will work for a cucumber sheathing contest!
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 7th, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Hmmm. Seems to me like the reservoir opens up if you blow in the right direction. At any rate, it worked for me cucumber technique.
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