You don't want to leak power steering fluid. And you certainly don't want to leak axle grease. But, boy, it's hard to be a man sometimes. All that pent up flow desperate to breach the damn. It takes regular maintenance to prevent a hundred-year event. That costs a pretty penny. So long as the bearer of the bad news displays the same coppery sheen, however, the pain can be transmuted into pleasure for the time being. Sure, every nightmare deferred will eventually sour your reality like a lemon that's reabsorbed all the water it lost. In the end, though, I'll still take the moment over the mundane.