Charlie Bertsch (cbertsch) wrote,
Charlie Bertsch

The Hunger Inside Me Is The Hunger of Excess

My Department would be greatly improved by the addition of various Asian fast-food emporia. I'd especially like a udon stand, a few satay vendors, a Thai curry place, and one specializing in the preparation of paper-thin beef slices together with green onions and ginger. But, with all the comestible largess we experience around here, I imagine that the powers-that-be regard such commercial ventures as superfluous. I mean, when you can already look forward to three or maybe even four cookies and a few cups of lemonade for free every semester, why rock the boat?
Tags: food, humor

  • Weekend Update

    I frequently feel like writing something longer and sometimes writing it here. Unfortunately, my windows of opportunity these days are five minutes…

  • Hammer Time

    It is hard to be here. As I much as part of me wants to return, I clearly exhaust my will in other ways. But I can at least muster up the energy to…

  • Marlowe

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.