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cbertsch
cbertsch
Advice for Andrew Weil
Magic mushrooms are all well and good, but maybe it's time someone started touting the health benefits of falling in a cactus. It's like instant -- and free -- acupuncture. I haven't felt so alive with endorphins since the last time I, well-- Alright, so it wasn't that long ago. But the passion of the prickly pear was a lot more poignant.
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From: ex_benlinus Date: October 13th, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Aw MAN.
I rode my scooter into one a few months back. I pulled out all the big ones, not realizing that there were hundreds of little hairy ones, mingling amongst my leg hair, aiming to become a permanent part of me.
The bald spot is almost gone. Not sure if they swept up all the hair and pricks on the floor at Che's that night, or what.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: October 14th, 2006 12:38 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
It certainly got my attention. . . :-)
masoo From: masoo Date: October 13th, 2006 09:38 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I've got some advice for Andrew Weil, too. Take all the money you've made ripping people off, go somewhere that no one will find you, take your quackery, and shut the fuck up.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: October 14th, 2006 12:37 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Your passion is awesome to behold! I had a feeling you might comment if I invoked you-know-who.
masoo From: masoo Date: October 14th, 2006 01:37 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Aw, I just cranked it up to show myself I could still do it. I'm afraid it's mostly on autopilot any more.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: October 14th, 2006 01:51 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
How about that Kenny Rogers? He looks awfully young for a 70s music star.
frostedfuckhead From: frostedfuckhead Date: October 14th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

hrm

I propose a marriage, of sorts. Peyote, unfortunately, lacks the spine to hold up her end of the bargain. But her cousin San Pedro could be up to the task...

First the fall, then the food. Eve had it backwards...

Speaking of pomegranates, when did grocery stores stop selling them?

cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: October 15th, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Re: hrm

I've seen pomengranates at TJ's lately. They're seasonal, unlike a lot of the produce these days.

San Pedro?
frostedfuckhead From: frostedfuckhead Date: October 17th, 2006 12:30 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Re: hrm

a common cactus, sold in nurseries all over the country.

little known fact: it contains mescaline.
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