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Does Collecting Make You Feel Dirty?
I'm excited to learn that, despite the huge cutbacks in basic scientific research under the Bush Administration, dedicated seekers of knowledge are still achieving breakthroughs. Robert Bohannon, for example, has come up with something that will serve men like me as the anti-viagra, thereby advancing the cause of world peace:
That cup of coffee just not getting it done anymore? How about a Buzz Donut or a Buzzed Bagel? That's what Doctor Robert Bohannon, a Durham, North Carolina, molecular scientist, has come up with. Bohannon says he's developed a way to add caffeine to baked goods, without the bitter taste of caffeine. Each piece of pastry is the equivalent of about two cups of coffee.
One bite of a power doughnut and I'll have as much interest in sex as a neutered sloth. Think of all that I could accomplish in the time that otherwise might be wasted on fantasies in which Neko Case performs the role of Ariel in an underwater New Pornographers video.

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celebrian_3 From: celebrian_3 Date: January 26th, 2007 08:36 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
which will then be turned into a commercial for Disney . . . :-)
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: January 26th, 2007 08:54 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
If only. I would never need a new sexual fantasy!
From: ex_benlinus Date: January 26th, 2007 08:51 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Caffeine makes me do sex nervously, or Panic Fuck, as I like to call it.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: January 26th, 2007 08:58 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I can handle the caffeine by itself. But the sugar is deadly.
chefxh From: chefxh Date: January 27th, 2007 06:36 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
*laugh* I love it.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: January 27th, 2007 04:33 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Caffeine: it's the new MSG!
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