"That's part of college. Making new friends who are just as pretentious and arrogant as you are. Otherwise you stay behind and work at Wal-Mart, keeping it real."
"When I'm speaking about Britney Spears, I'm really teaching you about life."
The best part is that they are 100% accurate, which is a rarity, as anyone who has been quoted in the newspaper can tell you. The Hitler quip, in case you were wondering, refers to a scene in Leni Riefenstahl's Triumph of Will, during which the dark-haired dictator has numerous arm-rising events as he is driven through Nürnberg.