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cbertsch
cbertsch
Keep Your Care Off My Body
Also, since I'm apparently in a mood to rant such as this journal has not witnessed in many a moon, let me take this opportunity to lash out at the practice of making cole slaw without mayonnaise. Sure, vinegar slaw can be tasty. But eating it also feels like a disciplinary process. I don't need the state, or its de facto representative, the chef to impose health upon me. Maybe I need a tattoo, prominently displayed, of a snake rampant coiling itself over the azure field of a Hellman's/Best Food label under the words, "Don't tread on my cholesterol!"

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celebrian_3 From: celebrian_3 Date: June 27th, 2007 02:00 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
You have ranted an awful lot today. :-)
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: June 27th, 2007 03:46 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
It has been a while. I like to remind my readers that I can be that way too. Plus, I spent most of the day waiting for a repairperson to arrive.
celebrian_3 From: celebrian_3 Date: June 27th, 2007 04:33 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Well, that explains it. Waiting for somebody to come fix something would try the patience of a saint. Repairpersons are notorious for not showing up at any time you would wish or expect.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: June 27th, 2007 05:59 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
At least he was nice when he finally arrived. An expedient Russian gentleman. Someone called him on his cell and I got to hear Russian spoken in our house for the first time. It was strangely moving.
elf_owl From: elf_owl Date: June 27th, 2007 05:47 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Mmmayonaise
elf_owl From: elf_owl Date: June 27th, 2007 05:48 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
or however the fuck it's spelled with a few extra m's at the beginning to show how delicious it is.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: June 27th, 2007 06:21 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Is it wrong of me to find this comment and the one preceding it adorable? Now that I'm done ranting, the world is suffused with light-hearted joy.
elf_owl From: elf_owl Date: June 27th, 2007 06:22 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I'm really not sure why that could be wrong, so I'll have to say no to your question.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: June 27th, 2007 07:45 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Whew! Skylar won't let me say that anything she says or does is adorable. So I'm gun-shy.
elf_owl From: elf_owl Date: June 27th, 2007 02:44 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Ahahaha I may have felt the same way for a while as a child, but I'm better now.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: June 28th, 2007 04:22 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Alright then: "Adorable!"
flw From: flw Date: June 27th, 2007 11:02 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Sounds more like a coat of arms. I think you need to walk around in dazzling silver armor (great for this time of year in Tucson) with your coat of arms on the shield. Then no one will eff wiff you.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: June 28th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I'd die in an hour, sadly. But it would be a hell of a way to go!
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