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Does Collecting Make You Feel Dirty?
cbertsch
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Sex Repeal
As my friend Laura and I were walking back from Miss Saigon this afternoon, we passed flock after flock of scantily clad young women lined up for Rush. "That demographic has never appealed to me, even in California," I informed her with a note of condescension. "They aren't trying to appeal to you," she replied. The air escaping from my sense of superiority sounded like a farting walrus.

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From: ex_benlinus Date: August 17th, 2007 02:15 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
If it was the Laura I know, she meant that they're aiming lower.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 17th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Ahh, no. A different Laura. But that's good!
flw From: flw Date: August 17th, 2007 03:20 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Ha ha!

What's extra funny is that they aren't even trying to appeal to any men at all. What they do is establish a pecking order among themselves. Even when they do go after guys it is more about using the guy as a proper accessory to establish dominance over someone else. So... don't feel bad. They aren't even interested in what they might claim to be interested in. They're thinking about curtains. Expensive curtains and sconces in the Foothills. Is this guy going to get me to where I want to be? In terms of curtains?
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 17th, 2007 07:57 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Too true: it's curtains for men who care.
tommix From: tommix Date: August 17th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Rush Limbaugh? Geddy Lee's Rush, one of your favs? Or rush, as in the sorority shit?
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 17th, 2007 07:58 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
"How did it get so high?/I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy."
masoo From: masoo Date: August 17th, 2007 05:33 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
One must ask just how it is that you know what a farting walrus sounds like?

I imagine it sounds like Geddy Lee, myself.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 17th, 2007 07:59 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Geddy Lee sounds like a farting walrus with a severely constricted rectal airway. Hence the pitch!
ankh156 From: ankh156 Date: August 17th, 2007 06:28 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

I'm not sure what all this refers to...

... but the last part made me LOL.

Thanks.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 17th, 2007 08:03 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Re: I'm not sure what all this refers to...

::smiling with a smidgen of restored self-worth::
elf_owl From: elf_owl Date: August 17th, 2007 07:00 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Admit it.

You wrote this entry as an excuse to use "a farting walrus".
From: e4q Date: August 17th, 2007 08:55 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Re: i agree



worth milking!
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 17th, 2007 08:00 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Re: i agree

Oooh. Maybe we should start a band!
From: e4q Date: August 17th, 2007 08:33 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Re: i agree

also, a virtual band would require very little work, which might suit me quite well. that and my lack of musical talent.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 17th, 2007 08:02 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Re: Admit it.

If I did, which is likely, it wasn't pre-meditated. Manslaughter.
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 17th, 2007 01:31 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I was aiming at the twenty year old "men" reclining in infant wading pools on the same street, not you!
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 17th, 2007 08:01 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
But I identify with pathetic heterosexual men.
flw From: flw Date: August 18th, 2007 01:00 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Then again... a "D-" can become an "A" with fifteen minutes of hard work. If you really know how to apply yourself.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: August 18th, 2007 05:55 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Not with me, it can't. I'm only interested in how the A- can become and A+.
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