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cbertsch
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Detournment of the Day
Yesterday evening I parked behind a van with a classic bumper sticker. It got me thinking about ways I might decorate my own ride. But I'd like your input too.
Poll #1049730 Bumper Sticker Choices

Which of the following bumper sticker ideas do you prefer?

My boss is a Jewish plumber
4(26.7%)
My boss is the author of Battlefield Earth
3(20.0%)
My boss was Student of the Month at Asshole Elementary
1(6.7%)
My boss is a Karen Carpenter
7(46.7%)
Feel free to vote as many times as you like. That's how democracy works. At least if you're a Republican in Florida.

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masoo From: masoo Date: September 4th, 2007 05:55 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I can't bring myself to vote for any of them. If you'd included "Your grade school kid is an Asshole," I'da voted for that one, though!
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: September 4th, 2007 07:46 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
That's a weak excuse. My first experiment in polling requires active participation!
masoo From: masoo Date: September 4th, 2007 07:51 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I'm just humor-impaired ... I don't get the "my boss" part.
celebrian_3 From: celebrian_3 Date: September 4th, 2007 05:36 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
It's a play off the "My boss is a Jewish Carpenter" bumper sticker--one of the typical bumper sticker slapped on cars belonging to evangelical Christians--the "boss" is Jesus, in this context. Now that should make it hilarious :-).
jstgerma From: jstgerma Date: September 4th, 2007 06:38 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I didn't vote, either. I wanted a write-in option, so I could put, "My boss is Bruce Springsteen."
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: September 4th, 2007 07:46 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
In an earlier draft of the poll, I had "My boss is The Boss" as an option. Shoot!
From: ex_benlinus Date: September 4th, 2007 06:50 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Hahah. I like Karen Carpenter. She can be my boss anytime.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: September 4th, 2007 07:47 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I adore her. I grew up on her voice, actually.
tpratt From: tpratt Date: September 4th, 2007 05:00 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
there's always My Boss is Like David Carpenter, I suppose. Killer!
siyeh From: siyeh Date: September 4th, 2007 05:54 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I voted for the Asshole of the Month one because it was so complicated and I kept thinking about what it meant....
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: September 4th, 2007 06:32 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Nice! I like bumper stickers that make me think. They make traffic lights a lot easier to bear.
From: catfishvegas Date: September 18th, 2007 05:56 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
A new bumper sticker from The Onion:
Jesus is my car insurance
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: September 18th, 2007 06:36 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Nice!
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