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This Week's Model
A T-shirt for sure this time around. The front of it reads as follows:
The fastest way to stop global warming. . .
. . . is nuclear war!
Beneath these words would be a picture of a large mushroom with a gnome underneath it, shivering in a down jacket.

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Muse: That Architecture in Helsinki song from the Sprint commercial, over and over

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duccio From: duccio Date: September 14th, 2007 10:51 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I think it should say, " . . . is nuculor war!" on the back. That gives the premptive perps ownership of it.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: September 14th, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Ahh, perhaps it should. I had a dark epiphany today in which I realized that the Bush Administration ideologues were probably not worried about climate change because they had a plan to simulate twenty Tamboras.
duccio From: duccio Date: September 14th, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Ah, nuculor winter as the solution to global warming alarmists. Natch-i natch! They would probably need another Pearl Harbor event for that kind of response, though. Of course, now that Vladimir has the big non-nuke, but big as a nuke Hiroworshipper Bomb...
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: September 15th, 2007 12:49 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
But I bet someone has proposed detonating a particulate matter-filled bomb in the upper atmosphere. Who needs a war to nuculorize the Earth?
duccio From: duccio Date: September 15th, 2007 01:41 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Vallejo ~> Arizona ~> D.C.! Yous got a future in Republican nuculorization politics, Chas.
ankh156 From: ankh156 Date: September 15th, 2007 03:35 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Looks like you might get your wish

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