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	A T-shirt for sure this time around. The front of it reads as follows: The fastest way to stop global warming. . . . . . is nuclear war! Beneath these words would be a picture of a large mushroom with a gnome underneath it, shivering in a down jacket. Tags: entrepreneurial, humor, politics Current Location: 85704 Muse: That Architecture in Helsinki song from the Sprint commercial, over and over

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	From: duccio	Date: September 15th, 2007 02:51 am (UTC)		(LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

I think it should say, " . . . is nuculor war!" on the back. That gives the premptive perps ownership of it.

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	From: cbertsch	Date: September 15th, 2007 03:41 am (UTC)		(LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Ahh, perhaps it should. I had a dark epiphany today in which I realized that the Bush Administration ideologues were probably not worried about climate change because they had a plan to simulate twenty Tamboras.

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	From: duccio	Date: September 15th, 2007 03:58 am (UTC)		(LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Ah, nuculor winter as the solution to global warming alarmists. Natch-i natch! They would probably need another Pearl Harbor event for that kind of response, though. Of course, now that Vladimir has the big non-nuke, but big as a nuke Hiroworshipper Bomb...

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	From: cbertsch	Date: September 15th, 2007 04:49 am (UTC)		(LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

But I bet someone has proposed detonating a particulate matter-filled bomb in the upper atmosphere. Who needs a war to nuculorize the Earth?

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	From: duccio	Date: September 15th, 2007 05:41 am (UTC)		(LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)

Vallejo ~> Arizona ~> D.C.! Yous got a future in Republican nuculorization politics, Chas.

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	From: ankh156	Date: September 15th, 2007 07:35 am (UTC)		(LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
	Looks like you might get your wish

http://www.guardian.co.uk/iran/story/0,,2169798,00.html

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