Charlie Bertsch (cbertsch) wrote,
Charlie Bertsch

Doctor Robert or Doctor Phil? You Decide!

Doctor Phil went to visit Britney Spears in the psych ward, a day after she had been forcibly taken there because she refused to allow her ex's minions to take her children away. An anonymous source told reporters that Britney had been, "drinking and popping prescription meds before her breakdown."

Clearly disturbed by the person he confronted during his hourlong chat, the world's leading media therapist informed Entertainment Tonight that he is, "convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention."

The well-meaning healer has apparently been trying to "stage an intervention" for the pop star for months. Tomorrow he will be, "filming a special tomorrow about Spears' spiral into a personal hell." While this program is bound to be helpful no matter what, "if he can get her to appear on the show, tentatively scheduled to air two days later, he could score big in the ratings."
Tags: media, news

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