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Germanizers of the World Unite!!! - De File
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cbertsch
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Germanizers of the World Unite!!!
I was looking at the Ernst Jünger volumes beckoning me seductively from the top of my filing cabinet when I noticed this e-mail:
Maybe the fractured yet compelling narrative sketched out here could be transformed into avant-garde pornography. We'll get Karl Hungus for the male lead. And how about "Stormy Steele" for the main attraction. I can hear the dialogue in my head: "Oh, Karl, hit me with another shell. You're ordinance is so pure, so enchantingly puissant!"

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quuf From: quuf Date: February 19th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I actually save some of the more evocative pharmspam I've received. Here's one favorite, from a couple years back:

The especial tutor to Louis XIII of France, from his desire to devote himself do see very plainly every preparation for your dining on a bull.

VALIUM CIALIS VIAGRA XANAX AMBIEN LEVITRA PROZAC

Such.profit of me. The Fisherman replied, I should indeed be a very warning: O unhappy creature! why should you thus, of your own heavier loads to carry and harder work in the brick-field, he.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: February 19th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Great minds think alike. Check out my "spam" tag. I save them too!
johnny9fingers From: johnny9fingers Date: February 19th, 2008 07:53 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I'm sure I came across that paragraph once when I read Gravity's Rainbow backwards.
Perhaps I err.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: February 19th, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
It might well be one of the ingredients in that tasty stew of German "Goodness!"

(And thanks for the kind words posted elsewhere about what I do here. I like blogs that do lots of different things, like yours. It's what I aspire to in this journal.)
cpratt From: cpratt Date: February 19th, 2008 08:34 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
What happens next? He fixes the cable?
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: February 20th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I suspect that some splitting will ensue. . .

:-)
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