I was looking at the Ernst Jünger volumes beckoning me seductively from the top of my filing cabinet when I noticed this e-mail:
Maybe the fractured yet compelling narrative sketched out here could be transformed into avant-garde pornography. We'll get Karl Hungus for the male lead. And how about "Stormy Steele" for the main attraction. I can hear the dialogue in my head: "Oh, Karl, hit me with another shell. You're ordinance is so pure, so enchantingly puissant!"