In Which the Heavy Traffic and High Winds Lead To Tortoise-Like Progress
As we pulled into the Shell Station on Butterfield Trail in lovely Gila Bend, Skylar read a new sign. "Dad, you can get a free wife here." When I asked, however, they told me that the offer had been rescinded. Still, I did have the pleasure of watching Skylar agonize over a decision about whether to purchase an overpriced miniature doll now or on the return trip. Just like the commercial says, "Priceless."