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Smooth Operator
Let me just say, for the record, as I break my fast with a big bowl of ice cream, that I wish I'd thought of this transgression sooner. It's hard to imagine a better remedy for a scratchy throat and an itchy soul. "Mmmmmmm": the sound the gears make as they get lubricated before starting the daily grind.

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flw From: flw Date: April 29th, 2009 01:38 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
I always felt "breakfast" was the most self-congratulatory term, at least among meal names. Patting oneself on the back for not eating while sleeping? How in need of affirmation did someone have to be to stoop to such lows. Hey! At least I don't eat while I sleep!
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: April 29th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
Please do not underestimate the existential loneliness of my vast and empty stomach!
xxxpunkxgrrlxxx From: xxxpunkxgrrlxxx Date: April 30th, 2009 07:34 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
oh wow. original comment ftw. i bet some people DO manage to eat in their sleep.
cbertsch From: cbertsch Date: April 30th, 2009 07:42 am (UTC) (LINK TO SPECIFIC ENTRY)
flw is awesome. Everyone should friend him. He makes me laugh and cry on a near daily basis.
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